Shocking News: Symphony Orchestras Don't Make Money
It took a Stanford economics professor to "uncover" this "startling truth"? And a "distinguished professor of economics at Macquarie University" to confirm the facts?
Honestly, every single person quoted in this article sounds like a theoretical physicist breathlessly racing to inform their astronomer friend that the sun might rise in the east.
That said, you should probably print this out and distribute it to your board.
ABC (Australia) News: Why no symphony orchestra in the world makes money